Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful
and loving wives, however, they had gotten tipsy on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however
was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day
one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
worst….. my wife came home with no panties!!"
“That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her
ass that said..... “From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.”
Wildflower
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