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A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour
when this big, trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink,
gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare
as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.


"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I
didn't think you'd CRY . I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs.

"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took
home." He continues, crying even harder. "Then I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the
damn poison."
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